Woof! — 9 Comments

  1. France has three million people out of work. See, in France they don’t call it unemployment. It’s, some foreigner has occupied my job.

  2. KKK is recruiting members across the country with candies and fliers. I’m guessing no chocolates. The KKK appalls me –wearing white after Labor Day.

  3. I work in a bank. When we were closed, a stupid guy outside made a cranking motion like this. What? Like I can open a window to talk to him? He drove around to the front door and yelled that he couldn’t reach the ATM from his car. What do you want me to do, Moron? Cut you a stick from a tree so you can push the buttons?

  4. Angelina Jolie’s wedding dress was covered in her kids’ drawings. Well, you know the old tradition, the bride should wear “something borrowed, something blue, something old, and something drew.”

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