BILL WILLIAMS says:
Archeologists digging in Amphipolis, Greece have discovered a tomb holding the remains of Alexander the Great. However, after forensic reconstruction scientists determined he was only, at best, Alexander the Mediocre.
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The world’s oldest woman claims the secret to her 127 years is lots of chocolate. If that’s the case, the Kardashian sisters will live to be 200.
No surprise there, Gary. Kim Kardashian is already well over 200. Wait a minute, you probably meant years not pounds, didn’t you?
LOL, Jerry!
A women said to me: “My eyes are up here!” Yeah, but they don’t jiggle, babe.