BILL WILLIAMS says:
Pete Rose is hoping the new baseball commissioner will overturn his lifetime ban and allow him into the Hall of Fame. This is becoming a real obsession for Pete. If he really needs to be in a hall of fame he oughta apply to the Lance Armstrong Hall of Fame. Plenty of room there.
Bruce Jenner is reportedly upset at Kris Jenner for revealing his love of Spanx. He wears Spanx to hide belly fat from a post-menopausal weight gain.
A six-year-old boy in China sustained only minor injuries after being run over by an SUV near his Hong Kong home. And today the boy’s doctor cleared him to return to work.
A rare Superman debut comic book sold for a record $3.2 million. And yet the buyer doesn’t pay any rent to his mother while living in her basement.
“Let’s try this again,” my 20-something squeeze said in bed, “NICE AND SLEAZY.”
Italian explorer Alex Bellini has conceived an extraordinary plan to live alone on a drifting iceberg in northwest Greenland for up to a year, or until it melts away – whichever happens first…Big deal, I say. I’ve been living with an iceberg for over 30 years, drifting in a barren, wind-swept bedroom in the wilds of Michigan.
The Toronto Blue Jays are 13 games below .500 since June 9th. Who do they think they are? The Maple Leafs?