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  1. During the second round of The Barclays, golfer Bubba Watson hit two people on one hole. A short time later, Tiger Woods hit two holes on one cocktail waitress.

  2. A strong earthquake hit the San Francisco Bay area. Apparently, Mother Nature took the ice bucket challenge and started shaking uncontrollably.

  3. When we watched “The Amazing Spider-Man 2” last night, an actual spider clawed onto the big-screen, and I had to bravely dispatch him. Glad we weren’t viewing “The Scorpion King!”

  4. Big 6.0 earthquake in Napa Valley, wine capitol of California. With all that bouncing around the grapes became so bruised and confused they thought Charlie Sheen was in town.

  5. A 6.0-magnitude earthquake shook the Bay Area of California. So once again the Giants offense was on shaky ground.

  6. Miley Cyrus sent a homeless man onstage to accept her Video of the Year VMA for “Wrecking Ball.” Ironically, he was homeless cause someone destroyed his house with a wrecking ball.

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