BILL WILLIAMS says:
A 7-year-old dog named Duke has been elected overwhelmingly Mayor of Cormorant, Minnesota. He won on the simple campaign slogan: “Only crack I’ll ever snort is, well, you know.”
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A disoriented whale has been spotted in an unlikely place–a Virginia river. Chris Christie needs to quit using Apple Maps.
A climber proposed to his girlfriend before falling to his death at Yosemite. Talk about taking the plunge.
I dated Ms. Witherspoon for a time, but ultimately I didn’t like being Reese’s monkey.
So, Will, you were one of Reese’s pieces?
Trust me, she wasn’t actually legally blonde.
Have you seen Rick Perry’s mug shot? Or rather, his smug shot? The guy is grinning like a Cheshire Cat after cleaning out the parakeet department of PetSmart.
When I requested Taco Bell food to GO, they must have thought I needed their burrito to facilitate a bowel movement.
A KFC diner found a dead fly buried in his chicken wing. He must have ordered the extra crispy. KFC = Kentucky Fly Chicken.
Attractive young women say I have a “primitive sophistication,” which means I’m caveman-like with a decent bank account.