GARY BACHMAN says:
BREAKING NEWS: Egypt negotiates five-day ceasefire between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.
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GARY BACHMAN says:
BREAKING NEWS: Egypt negotiates five-day ceasefire between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.
Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander and his girlfriend supermodel Kate Upton are two of the latest to douse each other with ice water for ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. Wonder how much money they could raised had Kate volunteered to wear a sheer white t-shirt?
An Ohio morgue attendant admitted to having sex with female corpses while on the job. “I can relate,” said Bill Clinton.
Hitler, Stalin, and bin Laden are desperate to do the ice bucket challenge.
As the barbecue seasons draws to a close, emergency rooms across America report a decrease in the number of patients treated for burned in stripes on their rear ends, people who had carelessly sat on a still hot grill. This is something the medical community now refers to as the Ass Burgers Syndrome.
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Men and Women are so different. Guys tell each other to “Man-Up!,” but you never hear Ladies offer encouragement like: “Get you Womb-On, Girl!”
My wife and I entered counseling to save our nearly 31-year union. Privately, I asked our licensed practitioner what her forecast for the marriage might be. “Um,” she replied. “I’m predicting Nuclear Winter at this point.”
I really like watching war coverage on TV, and now that we are bombing Iraq I can’t wait for them to knock over the statue of that evil dictator. Dick Cheney.
Bill, do you think it’s funny that a statue of Dick “Wadd” Cheney has exactly as much heart as the real guy?
Well jerry, at least the other guy was well hung.
The great SNL and game show announcer Don Pardo has passed away. His parting gifts will be two wings and a harp.