Does anybody really win? — 6 Comments

  1. The San Francisco 49ers have moved from Candlestick Park to Santa Clara. Their new digs are called Levi’s Stadium, which has real pockets for the quarterbacks and a retractable roof that closes using a huge zipper.

  2. Hi jerry.

    More and more parents are home schooling in North Carolina. Advantages: Don’t have to cleanup. That’s the janitors job. Disadvantages: Teacher glares at you during recess.

  3. An Iowa farm carved Al Roker’s face into a corn field maze. A couple people got lost in the maze and crapped their pants.

  4. A 22-year-old Texas woman told police that she stole a $3.99 bottle of wine and drank it in public so she would get arrested and be able to see her boyfriend in jail. Might we have unanimous agreement across the country that this woman should have free birth control?

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