BILL WILLIAMS says:
The first-ever auction of Elvis Presley’s stuff is next month at Graceland. How times change. Then he was “The King.” Now, he’d just be another contestant on The Biggest Loser.
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When lobsters have unsafe sex, do you think they need to worry about getting crabs?
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There’s a movie coming out called “The Hundred-Foot Journey.” It’s about 50 people on a hike.
Terry, if they do a sequel and call it “The hundred and one foot journey” will they add Paul McCartney’s ex wife to the cast? Just asking….
HOL! Hopping Out Loud!
I was once a car hop at a drive-in burger joint. Yes, they called me Hop Sing.
Not only am I NOT on the Hollywood “A” List…I seem to be permanently on the “F”-ed List.
Centuries old skeletons were discovered buried underneath a Scandinavian church in “Ikea” bags. Each blue bag contained a note that read “Some assembly required”
My wife went shopping and bought me T-shirts in XXXL. My feelings are hurt. She says not to worry about it: “They’re tagged ‘Athletic Fit.'”