BILL WILLIAMS says:
The first-ever auction of Elvis Presley’s stuff is next month at Graceland. How times change. Then he was “The King.” Now, he’d just be another contestant on The Biggest Loser.
BILL WILLIAMS says:
The first-ever auction of Elvis Presley’s stuff is next month at Graceland. How times change. Then he was “The King.” Now, he’d just be another contestant on The Biggest Loser.
When lobsters have unsafe sex, do you think they need to worry about getting crabs?
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There’s a movie coming out called “The Hundred-Foot Journey.” It’s about 50 people on a hike.
Terry, if they do a sequel and call it “The hundred and one foot journey” will they add Paul McCartney’s ex wife to the cast? Just asking….
HOL! Hopping Out Loud!
I was once a car hop at a drive-in burger joint. Yes, they called me Hop Sing.
Not only am I NOT on the Hollywood “A” List…I seem to be permanently on the “F”-ed List.
Centuries old skeletons were discovered buried underneath a Scandinavian church in “Ikea” bags. Each blue bag contained a note that read “Some assembly required”
My wife went shopping and bought me T-shirts in XXXL. My feelings are hurt. She says not to worry about it: “They’re tagged ‘Athletic Fit.'”