Ellen, no! — 9 Comments

  1. Girl Scouts of America can now earn the Barbie merit badge. As an added bonus, Mattel promises the first girl to reach 36-26-36 gets free Botox injections life.

  2. Two white flags mysteriously appeared in place of American flags on the Brooklyn Bridge this morning. Police have no suspects, but will be interviewing anyone in New York wearing a Cubs cap.

  3. A food safety issue is in effect at Mcdonalds in China. They were supposedly selling outdated meat from a supplier in Shanghai. I think the alwaysfunny “SPAM” filters will delete this post before it gets to you though.

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