Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. — 10 Comments

  1. The general manager of a minor league baseball team will get a prostate exam during the seventh inning stretch of an upcoming game. Unfortunately, the doctor will not be using one of those big foam fingers.

  2. Chinese food safety officials have shut the doors of Shanghai Husi Food Co. and ordered all its products be removed from shelves after it was learned the company sold expired meat. Good move–tainted shih tzu can make you sick as a dog.

  3. China’s Communist Party recommended remedial education in Marxism for its officials. The course will be taught by top advisors in the Obama administration.

  4. In trouble at home again with Sharon. I heard her Mom’s ringtone, and without thinking said: “Hon, it’s the Batphone!”

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