He’s still riding that broom, if you know what I mean.


J.K. Rowling has posted a new Harry Potter story on her website. In the story, Harry is quite a bit older, his hair is graying and, frankly, he’s having virility issues. The story follows his efforts to fill a prescription that will help make sure he’s ready when the moment is right. It’s called “Harry Potter and the Order of Cialis.”


He’s still riding that broom, if you know what I mean. — 12 Comments

  1. There’s been a lot of talk in the news lately about a “Super Moon”, so I did some research and found that this phenomenon has nothing to do with paparazzi photos of Kim Kardashian bending over to fix her shoes. This raises another question, why did Kim’s farrier get chased out of town?


  2. Donald Trump has announced he’s closing two of his casinos in New Jersey, apparently Astroturf on the building tops was not the big draw he thought it would be.

  3. “Call the Pros at Angelo’s for timely delivery of concrete. Just give us her shoe size. We do the rest.”

  4. Wasn’t Sasquash from Saskatchewan? God knows my wife would be happy to send me and my meat stick up Canada way.

  5. L.A. Dodgers have a 17-year-old pitcher who can throw one 97 miles per hour. He pitches ‘em so fast, even Charlie Sheen is worried.

  6. Smelling farts will prevent cancer, says a study done at the University of Exeter in England. Sounds like the promo for NBC’s newest show, “America’s Next Top Fart Smeller.”

  7. It’s too bad that the British Open is not a mixed event, because if it was, the marquee group would be Tiger, Lindsey Vonn and John Daly. All three have been going downhill faster than my comedy writing aspirations.

  8. A Peruvian woman has stepped forward and claims that beleaguered Canadian senator Mike Duffy is her father. In related news, Walt Disney World resident Goofy is saying he is the son of Rob Ford.

    Dareya to print that, Hartley. 😉

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