WILL DURST says:
Ever notice most ads on Fox News are for erectile dysfunction and constipation? Apparently their viewers can’t get it up because they’re so full of crap.
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WILL DURST says:
Ever notice most ads on Fox News are for erectile dysfunction and constipation? Apparently their viewers can’t get it up because they’re so full of crap.
My girlfriend really likes my sly way of making word usage jokes, at least that’s what I thought I overheard her say on the phone last night when she told her friend that she’s happy I’m a cunning linguist.
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I’m getting tired of all this LeBron coverage. But I guess we can be grateful his plane didn’t disappear over the Indian Ocean.
With LeBron James and Johnny Manziel both in Cleveland, look for ESPN to move there.
LeBron’s heartfelt letter to Sports Illustrated announcing his decision to return to Cleveland has received high praise. Look for Hillary Clinton to return home to Arkansas and announce she’s running for President in a letter to Time.
There have been so many people pulled over for DUI on a road near where I live it has earned the nickname “The Stupor Highway.”
A blonde spotted at the World Soccer games was signed to a modeling contract…until photos surfaced of the German beauty with Big Game trophies. She commented (for reals) “It’s not life or death. It is more important than that.” What fresh Hell is this?
I was detained by the police last night, and it was most embarrassing. They told the press I was a person of no interest whatsoever. Very dull in fact.
Bill, that’s a lot like when I was streaking and was arrested for insignificant exposure.
Jerry, how very David Niven of you.
North Korea state news reports that their country has reached the finals of the World Cup, and are preparing to announce victory tomorrow. They have a ready to use Photoshop picture of President Kim Jong-un hoisting the trophy. Too bad it’s The Stanley Cup.