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  1. Barack Obama cut in line at a famed Texas barbecue joint. It’s the only time the President ever did any kind of cutting. Obama cut in line because he has a very busy schedule. He didn’t want to be late for his tee time.

  2. My wife works at “You Walk Bail Bonds” as a secretary. I guess in life you have to crawl before you can walk…

  3. John Adams made a famous prediction about the 4th of July that came true. He said that Americans would celebrate Independence Day with parades and fireworks, and mattress sales that are extended another week.

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