TC in BC says:
Congrats to Joey Chestnut for not just winning the annual Hot Dog eating contest at Coney Island, but also for proposing to his GF before the contest. She said “Yes”! (Guess what they’ll be serving for a main course at the wedding)
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So I went to the market today and the 20-year-old checkout girl in the low-cut top asked me if I needed any “help” out. I figured I looked a little frail -or- she’d seen the latest Ron Jeremy movie.
AS YOU AGE, simple things get more difficult. Like getting in/out of the bathtub. These days, it’s more of a “tub crawl” for old Will the Thrill.
A European Court of Human Rights has upheld a ban by France on wearing full-face veils in public. Except for British people, who are exempt. Their teeth are très icky.
The 2015 Dodge Charger with a Hellcat Hemi engine has seven hundred and seven horses of steroid-crazed power. It’s got so much muscle, it can pull the glue right off Donald Trump’s head.
The annual running of Canada’s biggest horse race, “The Queen’s Plate” goes today. You guys probably didn’t even know she had dentures.
I dunno TC, using queen in the same sentence as a horse brings up an image I think the crown would rather forget.
Camilla? Anne?? hehe & neigh neigh.
There’s a petition to rename Ronald Reagan National Airport after USA goalkeeper Tim Howard. Howard played on a team that managed only one win in four games. That would be like renaming O’Hare after the best player on the Cubs.