WILL DURST says:
It’s hard to understand Sunnis and Shiites hating each other so much. It would be like Catholics and Protestants killing each other… Oh.
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WILL DURST says:
It’s hard to understand Sunnis and Shiites hating each other so much. It would be like Catholics and Protestants killing each other… Oh.
Today we recognize those with incontinence: Happy In Depends Day!
Happy 4th of July to all our American friends eh !!!!
In support of the gay community, a Burger King franchise in San Francisco added a limited edition “Proud Whopper” sandwich to the menu. Appropriately, the sandwich is a large piece of meat between two buns. Fortunately, no consideration was given to changing the restaurant’s name to Burger Queen.
How appropriate that Arthur is a category number 2 storm since he is crapping on North Carolina’s Independence Day.
Happy birthday America and here is a gift you won’t get from anybody else. I admit I voted for Nixon!
Things are getting weirder and weirder at GM. The flagship model for 2015 is a Corvair.
Native Americans are now after the Cleveland Indians to change their name. Team executives may cave in and are considering changing the team name to The Atlanta Braves.
Nissan cars are now being checked for “unwanted acceleration”. This answers the question – Whatever happened to those Toyota engineers that were fired?
Congrats to Joey Chestnut for not just winning the annual Hot Dog eating contest at Coney Island, but also for proposing to his GF before the contest. She said “Yes”! (Guess what they’ll be serving for a main course at the wedding)
Funny jokes, TC!
Thanks Gary! u r my idol! 😎
Russian lawmakers passed a new bill restricting the Web or as it is now known in Russia–the Inter-nyet.
Thankyou Boris Bachmaninoff!
LOL, TC!