GARY BACHMAN says:
A Kentucky couple will not be facing charges after a domestic spat involving a fork stabbing. I’m shocked – they use utensils in Kentucky? They’re lucky they won’t be doing tine. They made up later with a little spooning.
GARY BACHMAN says:
A Kentucky couple will not be facing charges after a domestic spat involving a fork stabbing. I’m shocked – they use utensils in Kentucky? They’re lucky they won’t be doing tine. They made up later with a little spooning.
Dr. Dre is working on a new style of headphone that will be made for people who masturbate while quietly watching porn on the internet, they’re going to be called the “Beats-Off “.
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Funny, Jerry!
A former Procter & Gamble CEO will become the new Veteran Affairs secretary. He plans to clean up the VA using Tide, Safeguard, and a Swiffer.
A Good Samaritan saved a Minnesota man’s life by bending a locked car door with his bare hands. Either the Good Samaritan is very strong or the car was made by GM.
Paris Hilton was spotted out and about around L.A. wearing a leather dominatrix-style outfit. For you Gen Y’ers who’ve never heard of her, think prehistoric Kardashian.
Sister Blandina Segale, a nun in 1877 Santa Fe is up for sainthood. She helped open schools and hospitals in wild west New Mexico, and once even challenged Billy the Kid to a gun fight. Course then he was called Little Willy the Toddler.
Wow, I know a guy who’s nickname is Little Willy, but his real name is Trevor.
Team USA is out of the World Cup. Guess Americans will have to go back to wasting time at work by looking at cat videos.
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford’s re- election campaign slogan should be “Give the guy another crack at it.”
good one Will!
GM has this Arnold Schwarzenegger thing going on. They’re living through Total Recall. And the last stage of the assembly line is when workers slap a sticker on each car that says “I’ll be back.”