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  1. A former Procter & Gamble CEO will become the new Veteran Affairs secretary. He plans to clean up the VA using Tide, Safeguard, and a Swiffer.

  2. A Good Samaritan saved a Minnesota man’s life by bending a locked car door with his bare hands. Either the Good Samaritan is very strong or the car was made by GM.

  3. Paris Hilton was spotted out and about around L.A. wearing a leather dominatrix-style outfit. For you Gen Y’ers who’ve never heard of her, think prehistoric Kardashian.

  4. Sister Blandina Segale, a nun in 1877 Santa Fe is up for sainthood. She helped open schools and hospitals in wild west New Mexico, and once even challenged Billy the Kid to a gun fight. Course then he was called Little Willy the Toddler.

  5. GM has this Arnold Schwarzenegger thing going on. They’re living through Total Recall. And the last stage of the assembly line is when workers slap a sticker on each car that says “I’ll be back.”

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