TERRY ETTER says:
In a recent mass, Pope Francis denounced the Mafia, excommunicated its members and said the Catholic Church would use its full force to fight organized crime. Immediately afterwards, the Pope’s chauffeur installed a remote starter in the Popemobile.
The supreme court has bent the constitution backwards and so far to the right over a barrel that one of the justices was diagnosed as having Scaliosis, resulting in an nationwide outbreak of Bohica.
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Jerry, I heard that being chanted at the San Francisco Pride Parade. “Bohica.” What’s it mean?
Bill,
Basically it’s an acronym for Bend Over Here It Comes Again, it was (and may still be) used in the military a lot along with SNAFU and FUBAR.
Lesbians and Straights got into a tiff last night at a club that became known as “Clash of the Dikans.”
A CA couple has fired their nanny, but she refuses to move out. Apparently, she won’t accept she’s been let go. Say hello to Mrs. Doubtfired.
As he was being escorted out of the theater, Shia LeBeouf allegedly said to the police officer, “Do you know who I am?” Wow, LeBeouf must have been so drunk he couldn’t even remember his name.
FIFA will now be screening the remaining World Cup teams for cannabis and cannibals.
LOL, TC!
Thx Gary! Upon his return to Italy, Chiellini told reporters he would never complain about the mosquitoes in Manitoba again.
Shia LaBeouf: “Life is a Cabernet”
The player who Luis Suarez of Uruguay bit was Italian defender Chiellini; whose name translates in English to “Twice Shy”.
Thousands of people in India were marooned by monsoon rains and mudslides. No wonder I had trouble getting tech support.
The World Cup biting episode brought to mind my son’s preschool. There was so much tooth-action in class that they nicknamed it Chomper-Room.