So they hired kids.

JERRY W says:

Tom Cruise got the lead part in “The Edge Of Tomorrow” after Warner Brothers realized that instead of having to pay thousands of dollars more to get an army of 6’4″ tall combat ready looking soldiers, with Mr. Cruise in the scene the rest of the cast only needed to be about 5’7″.


So they hired kids. — 17 Comments

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