JERRY W says:
90 year old former president George H.W. Bush jumped out of a helicopter moments after he got a close look at his Quaker Oats guy lookalike wife Barbara. When he landed he said he was unhappy that someone had managed to put a parachute on him during his pre-jump nap.
A multimillionaire will referee the US’s first World Cup match. He’s the only referee wielding a yellow card, a red card, and a platinum American Express card.
A man sued a hospital for shortening his penis by an inch. Details are sketchy, but one thing’s for certain–he wasn’t Asian.
Iraq has shut down social media sites like Facebook and Twitter. Well, now the US has a moral obligation to respond to this humanitarian crisis.
A woman was caught on camera trying to smuggle 7 lobster tails in her pants. The incident was the latest in a disturbing trend–last week she had crabs in her nether region.
A Chinese man’s penis got stuck in a pipe and he waited two days to get help. He was embarassed to seek help because his penis got stuck in the mouthpiece of a tobacco pipe.
Michael Stipe no longer experiences REM sleep.
Do only Gentiles live in Juneau?
Do Juneau the answer? This raises rhe question, did Tennessee what Arkansas?
LOL, Jerry!
That’s what I get for marrying a Mermaid. I’ve never even seen her nipples. Those starfish don’t come off.
Danica Patrick may move to Formula One in 2016 when her boss Haas Racing enters a team. F1 really wants a girl driver … They want a girl driver so bad, they’ll even take one who drives like a girl.
The good news for Eric Cantor is now he’s free to travel to Afghanistan and teach the Taliban how to be puritanical.
Looks like things are worse than we thought in Iraq. And considering how bad we already thought they were, that can’t be good.
The FBI tried to lure Joe Montana into a sting. Fortunately, Montana passed.
Hillary Clinton believes in the basic human rights of life , liberty, and the pantsuit of happiness.
A giant Republican orange squirrel is following Hillary Clinton around to mock her. The creature is a composite of John Boehner, Karl Rove, and Donald Trump’s hairpiece.