WILL DURST says:
When did “Only 2 Episodes Left Before The Explosive Finale” become the normal way of saying “3 more shows?”
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WILL DURST says:
When did “Only 2 Episodes Left Before The Explosive Finale” become the normal way of saying “3 more shows?”
Bill Gates, the Godfather of Windows donated $100,000 to an Australian university so they can build a better condom. But I wouldn’t buy it … What do I say to my girl when it crashes?
Queen Elizabeth now owns a McDonald’s franchise … It’s so royal, there’s a drive-thru throne.
Speak of the devil, and she may appear.
My wife of nearly 31 years is, as the Norwegian fisherman say, a kipper.
Hillary Clinton says she and Bill Clinton were “dead broke” after leaving the White House. Doesn’t surprise me that Bill Clinton was frequently “hard-up.”
The flavor of love with wife-Sharon is, you guessed it, “Sour Apple.”
Hillary Clinton says she and Bill Clinton were “dead broke” after leaving the White House. Sorry I don’t buy it. The only time Bill Clinton was in the red was when he was having sex with a woman during her period.
Hillary Clinton says she and Bill Clinton were “dead broke” after leaving the White House. That’s what happens when you spend more time at the cathouse than the White House.
In 1991, a then unknown coward and cheater named John Daly got into golf’s 4th “Major” (as the 8th alternate) The PGA Championship and won. He never played in the 3 previous “Majors” that year and of course was “fresh”. I don’t remember the other 143 players being in wheelchairs though.
The CIA, besides being on Twitter, now has a Facebook account. So my fellow Americans, our privacy is safe. Our spies will be spending most of their days looking at cats.
Oscar the Grouch is now on Facebook, but he doesn’t Like anybody.
An Oregon man has made a Boeing jet into his home. That’s because he’s been sitting on the tarmac in a Jet Blue plane for the last 10 hours.
Hillary Clinton says she and Bill Clinton were “dead broke” when they left the White House. The Obamas seem to be on the same path. Today the President made a surprise visit to Starbucks.