I won’t forget this joke. — 8 Comments

  1. Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel said the US acted quickly to exchange five prisoners for Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl because his health was deteriorating. Today, he was put on a waiting list by the VA.

    • Turns out Bergdahl wasn’t being held in Pakistan. He was under Jean Kasem’s “care” in Oregon. When the Taliban came to pick him up for the exchange, she threw raw meat at them.

  2. My Geek wife created a graphic representation of my spending habits at the local tavern. OK! I waste money on beer, whiskey, etc. I do not want to look at a damned, multi-colored “Bar Graph!”

  3. DOC: Will, you have a pattern of finding women who mistreat and torture you.
    WILL: I had not the first clue things would go that way with Tormenta.

  4. Chris Christie was spotted at a bachelorette party in Tennessee over the weekend. He wasn’t trying to horn in on the future bridegroom or anything like that … It was just that during the feast they needed something to hold the apple.

  5. A Chinese National is stuck in South Korea after his 4-year-old son drew all over his passport. He also scribbled a mustache and crazy eyes on the picture so it was no longer recognizable. The man’s only explanation to Customs officials was “I guess we don’t look all the same”.

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