John Deere once wrote a Dear John letter. — 14 Comments

  1. Scientists are studying how birds like the ostrich and the kiwi evolved into being flightless. One theory is that they charged too many fees.

  2. With jokes as great as these, why aren’t we all living large in LA? Mansions, trophy wives, toupees, cash to burn due to incredible comedy-writing talent???

  3. I lit up and read the Surgeon General’s warning; “Smoking Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, and May Complicate Pregnancy.” So I gave up reading.

  4. At 61, I’d be happy to have a mid-life crisis. That would mean I’d live to be 120 1/2 year’s old…

  5. The makers of a new brand of Japanese cookie claim that women who eat them will see an increase in breast size. If they eat enough cookies, they will also see an increase in the size of their hips and bellies.

  6. Prince Fielder may miss the rest of the season after neck surgery. Apparently, he was injured rubbernecking an accident involving Hostess and Sara Lee trucks.

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