Gene Rayburn? Gene Wilder? — 19 Comments

  1. A Florida man got a year in jail for pouring hot sauce on a puppy. In Vietnam hot sauce on a puppy is a condiment.

  2. The fifth of May (Cinco de Mayo) commemorates the Mexican victory over the French in the Battle of Puebla in 1862. Beating the French? It should be called CINCH de Mayo!

  3. If Donald Trump performed one of those hair-aerial feats where acrobats hang by their hair, would he be charged with cruelty to animals?

  4. Some day this has been! Caught my wife in bed with joker. To rub it in, Sharon told me: “This isn’t my first Rodeo, Clown!”

  5. Cinco de Mayo is a perfect day for Mexicans to get out of the house and celebrate. And yes, that’s house in the singular.

  6. Scientist at Stanford boosted memory and muscle tone of old mice by giving them blood from young mice. Good for mice but not so good for humans … Who wants Larry King acting like Justin Bieber.

  7. Tesla Motors has been fined $89,000. by Cal Osha for violations at their Fremont factory … Apparently the Energizer Bunny was caught pooping in the lunch room.

  8. Neanderthals were just as smart as modern humans say archeologists. But it all depends on what you mean by “smart.” Their favorite entertainment was cave drawings called, “Keeping Up With The Kavemen.”

  9. People are saying this BridgeGate thing might hurt Chris Christie’s presidential chances. Ever since he’s been argumentative, avoiding the press and in a constant state of denial. I don’t know. Sounds pretty presidential to me.

  10. A petition to knight Ozzy Osbourne is quickly approaching 6,000 signatures. He should recieve the title of Sir Slur-a-lot.

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