Add it up, Jerry! — 8 Comments

  1. An Arkansas man found a 6.19 carat diamond in Crater of Diamonds state park. He’s going to have it made into an egagement ring that he will give to his cousin.

  2. A fox has sneaked into the White House and taken up residence. It’s the first fox to sneak into the White House since the Clinton administration.

  3. A 7.2 magnitude earthquake struck Mexico Friday morning. A dozen people were knocked out of bed–and that was in one room.

  4. A New Jersey man allegedly threatened deli workers with a samurai sword. When his demands were still not met, the man threatened to shogun.

  5. In New Jersey, a woman is suing the Department of Motor Vehicles for rejecting her request for a vanity license plate reading “8THEIST.” Where are the small government folks lining up to defend her right to free speech on this one?

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