I have a beef with this joke. — 14 Comments

  1. 77 year old Glen Campbell has moved into an Alzheimer’s facility. He remembers that he’s a Rhinestone Cowboy but not sure of whether he’s in Wichita, Phoenix or Galveston.

  2. Cattle supply has fallen to a record 63 year low. Beef steak prices are expected to increase another 10-15%, while hamburger will go up 18-25%. Whole Foods says they will not be affected because they are already 30% higher than anyone else.

  3. Here’s a good one: The AMA recommends dark chocolate for staying skinny … Sure. And the NRA says lead is a good diet food.

  4. The Post Office has a stamp honoring the late Charlton Heston … Perfect for mail that ends up in the cold, dead, letters file.

  5. Astronomers have discovered what they say is the most Earth-like planet yet … It’s so Earth-like, Goldman Sachs has moved some off-shore money there.

  6. Spanish golfer Pablo Larrazabal was stung 20 times and finally jumped into a lake to avoid a swarm of hornets. The last famous golfer to be stung significantly was Tiger; but that was only in his wallet.

  7. On April 18, 1934, the first laundromat was opened by John F. Cantrell in Fort Worth, Texas. On April 19, 1934, the first sock was lost.

  8. In order to clean out the city’s drinking supply, Portland officials will flush 38 million gallons of water from the Mt. Tabor Reservoir after a man was seen urinating in it. That’s the biggest flush since Chris Christie dumped a load after an eating binge.

  9. Putin said he thinks Obama would save him if he were drowning. If Obama were drowning, Putin would throw him an ancho

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