TC in BC says:
The very first Major League replay challenge was made by the Cubs and lost. With that, the Cubs have been mathematically eliminated from this year’s playoffs.
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TC in BC says:
The very first Major League replay challenge was made by the Cubs and lost. With that, the Cubs have been mathematically eliminated from this year’s playoffs.
I don’t watch “Game of Thrones.” But it appears to be a show where you might want to turn down wedding invitations.
The French spend a lot of time on Twitter–mostly retweeting.
Took me a minute. Think I’m turning blond. 😉
Today Is National Tax Day. Larry King misunderstood his accountant and thought he could claim 12 Depends.
I’m that original “Triple Threat” guy with super powers you learned about on the internet because I can read and write. Well, o.k., so maybe my math skills aren’t all that super.
http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com
I’m left-handed. And when my wife is gone on a week-long business trip, I become even more…left-handed.
SHRINK: I can’t help, Will, unless you tell me what’s eating you.
WILL: My wife.
SHRINK: Can you be more specific?
WILL: She’s a cannibal.
The tax preparation software I used this year was really crappy. I don’t recommend TurdoTax.
A gaggle of geese, a pride of lions, and today in Detroit, just outside the window, SNOW, and a misdemeanor of crows.
Insurance companies tell how safe a driver you are by a digital box in your car, and you pay premiums accordingly. Then a valet-parking attendant drives it like a bike – on two wheels around corners.
The only thing to say about the food at our house is “don’t eat it.”
It was a timely question. A psychiatrist asked his patient today about the first time he discovered that he loves to pay taxes.
Howard, perhaps it’s time to rename the site?
My wife asked me if I wanted peas or corn for dinner tonight. “It depends,” I said. “What are we having with it?” She said, “We can have chicken or pork. Which would you like?” “It depends,” I said. “Are we having peas or corn?”
You know, we’ve been together 19 years and I don’t think we’ve once had a home-cooked meal. Wonder why that is.
My flight was on a two-hour mechanical delay yesterday … Turns out the black box was ponging instead of pinging.
Speaker of the House John Boehner is visiting Afghanistan. He wants the troops to stay there longer, and it’s also a great place to get a tan … Or as he calls it, “Orangeade.”
Japan plans to resume whaling in 2015. Chris Christie may want to stay out of the water.
So if the Easter Bunny sees his shadow in the snow on Sunday, how many more weeks does the Midwest have of winter?