JOHN DRYBRED says:
So New Jersey Governor Chris Christie underwent stomach banding. Could he have accomplished the same thinner thing with pasta banning?
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JOHN DRYBRED says:
So New Jersey Governor Chris Christie underwent stomach banding. Could he have accomplished the same thinner thing with pasta banning?
The Pew Research Center says three-fourths of Americans think pot will be legalized nationwide … The other one-fourth wonder, ‘Duh, how do they cook their pasta now?’
An art exhibit is opening at the George W. Bush Library and will feature many of the paintings W’s done since being run out of the White House. It’s worth noting that he did a great job on them, no matter how closely you look you can hardly see the numbers under the colors. As a side note, the library’s book section still features both of his favorite books, including the one that’s not colored in yet.
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In surfer slang, a “Hodad” is a faker who talks game, but can’t do the deed on the waves. Not sure if they have a female equivalent, like “Homom.”
Some say Chris Christie is still too big for his pants. And that there are too many loops for his belt to hit all of them.
Some give George W. Bush credit. They say that, while trying to read the three words in his coloring book, his lips never make a false move.