What was borrowed? Her pride? — 9 Comments

  1. I could have been a doctor, but I didn’t have the patients
    I could have been a teacher but I didn’t have the class
    I could have been a mortician, but I didn’t have nobody
    I could have been a surgeon, but I just couldn’t cut it.
    I could have been a pilot, but I couldn’t keep it up….. Hey, wait a minute

  2. Kanye West has postponed his Australian tour to focus on new music. Fortunately, Kanye still has Kim Kardashian if he wants to go down under.

  3. President Barack Obama welcomed the 2013 World Series champions, the Boston Red Sox, at the White House yesterday. The World Series losers, the St Loius Cardinals, met with Joe Biden.

  4. Going back once again to Gary’s featured joke, after a wedding many brides will get hit in the face by Rice, but (not playing the race card here) it’s usually white rice.

  5. It’s funny about geography. The Great Smoky Mountains used to be in North Carolina … But now because of a new law, they’re in Colorado.

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