JANICE HOUGH says:
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are expecting their first child together. Wonder if Mila might ask Demi Moore if she’s saved any of Ashton’s favorite toys.
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JANICE HOUGH says:
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are expecting their first child together. Wonder if Mila might ask Demi Moore if she’s saved any of Ashton’s favorite toys.
You wonder if students taking that summer course in The Sociology of Miley Cyrus at Skidmore College could learn that Miley said to herself: “Cross your fingers that you’ll make big bucks on camera by spreading your legs.”
So N.J. Gov. Chris Christie underwent stomach banding. Could he have accomplished the same thinner thing with pasta banning?
My young Chinese wife is cheating on me. I’m going to tell her tonight that she is messing with the Wong Dong!