JERRY W says:
If you’re texting while driving and get into an accident, does it show up online as a #crashtag?
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JERRY W says:
If you’re texting while driving and get into an accident, does it show up online as a #crashtag?
I’m Communications Manager for the Michigan Chapter of the Alzheimer’s Association…I think.
I thought you lived in Canada.
Just a bit South of Canada, eh?
Starbucks is selling Oprah Winfrey Tea … But baristas beware! Yesterday they caught it steeping with the Prince of Wales Tea.
A Secret Service agent was caught drunk at a Dutch hotel the day before President Obama was set to arrive … Authorities became suspicious when they caught him trying to put his finger in Ellen.
Ever get the feeling Secret Service agents donate their body to science and then preserve it in alcohol till science uses it?
The Philadelphia 76ers, 15-57, have lost 26 straight games. The real question, how did they ever win 15?
A new Taco Bell ad will feature real life people actually named Ronald Macdonald endorsing their new breakfast menu offerings. Macdonald’s is planning to counter this marketing strategy with ads stating that only a clown would eat breakfast at Taco Bell.