TC in BC says:
Rumor has it that there is a sex tape in circulation starring Johnny Carson. I wonder if Ed McMahon does a audio voiceover – “Heeeeeeerrrrre Comes Johnny!”
TC in BC says:
Rumor has it that there is a sex tape in circulation starring Johnny Carson. I wonder if Ed McMahon does a audio voiceover – “Heeeeeeerrrrre Comes Johnny!”
Americans used to rob banks, now in America the banks rob you.
(And a tip of the hat to Yacov Smirnoff)
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To save money on psychiatry costs, I took my wife to the airport to get her head checked.
March 30th is National Doctors‘ Day. I don’t know why they need a special day … You’d think seeing us all naked would be enough.
Judge overturns Michigan ban on gay marriage. Because they’ve got more import things to worry about … Like who’s the joker that put a Pinto engine in a Corvette body?
Detroit rates pretty low on most folks’ report cards…even around here we call it The “D” and that’s charitable.
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are expecting their first child together. Wonder if Mila might ask Demi Moore if she’s saved any of Ashton’s favorite toys.