BILL WILLIAMS says:
Chris Christie has banned the sale of Tesla cars in New Jersey. He’s not really against the company per se … It’s just too much not being able to see your shoelaces AND all those extension cords.
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The NY Jets, who tired of the Tim Tebow circus, now apparently have tired of the Mark Sanchez circus and are trying to sign…. Michael Vick?! Don’t take down those tents too fast.
New research indicates at sleep loss may cause permanent brain damage. Great, another thing to lie awake at night worrying about.
Starbucks will soon start selling Oprah Winfrey-branded tea. Unfortunately, you have to be as rich as Oprah to afford it.
There are now foreign versions of “The Price is Right” in countries like France, Portugal, and Vietnam. In the Vietnamese version, the host concludes the show by exhorting the audience to have their pets grilled or broiled.
First lady Michelle Obama departed today for a week-long trip to China, where she will promote education. The First Lady will inform Chinese children about American history, and they in turn will teach her how to glue a sole to an athletic shoe.
I have a Mexican friend who says he keeps heavy-duty jumping cables in his car trunk.
My wife says Life is all about compromises. She couldn’t get the hang of Yoga, so she does yogurt instead.
The New York Times has reported that Reverend Fred Phelps has died. This means that apparently god hates A-Holes too.
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On the Reservation, Working Girl’s speak of offering “more wham for the wumpum.”
Well, it’s sunny in Portland. The gods are celebrating one less jerk. Long die the rest of his flock.
A JetBlue flight went missing with sudden lost communication from the flight deck similar to the Malaysian Airlines plane. Investigators found it immediately though, it was still sitting on the tarmac 3 hrs after scheduled departure.
Cher is back on tour. Some people call it “The Hitchhiker Tour” because her butt needs a lift.
A woman was told her toned body was ‘intimidating’ to others at Planet Fitness. Hey, wouldn’t you expect a Planet Fitness member to be a Venus?
Gary, she could have tried using the rear entrance to Uranus, just a short bump up your alley!
LOL, Jerry!
The NBA is considering putting logos on uniforms. Actually, the Miami Heat already have Target on their back.