Happy St. Patrick’s Day! — 13 Comments

  1. The state of New Jersey bans Tesla sales … It seems with all those batteries, the trunk won’t hold any bodies.

  2. Crimea voted to rejoin Russia. It would be the most unwelcome return to an ex since Rihanna took back Chris Brown.

  3. A man took his Chihuahua to a bank robbery and was able to get away with an undisclosed amount of cash. The getaway vehicle was a Greyhound.

  4. A Welsh woman said her concerned dog saved her life when she “bashed” on her back as she choked on some candy. The dog performed the “hindleg” manuever.

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