HTML? That’s a food additive, isn’t it? — 11 Comments

  1. Hillary may be capable but she is not lovable. As cuddly as a stainless steel teddy bear filled with angry wasps. And the welds are starting to crack. Makes Maggie Thatcher look huggable. Now.

  2. Rumor has it that there is a sex tape in circulation starring Johnny Carson. I wonder if Ed McMahon does a audio voiceover – “Heeeeeeerrrrre Comes Johnny!”

  3. Starbucks is introducing an app that will let customers tip “digitally”. I’m surprised. When you hand over $13 for 2 coffees, isn’t a 20% tip already included?

  4. Vancouver Canucks hockey tickets are being had for as little as $40 each. If you’re really lucky, when the guy gives you the ticket and the 40 bucks, he’ll throw in a parking pass as well.

  5. Cowboys released DeMarcus Ware and Miles Austin, then Jason Hatcher signs with Redskins. DE Anthony Spencer may be next to go. Looks like it’s the “Dallas Sellers Club”. “alright alright alright”, says everyone outside of Dallas.

  6. Chris Christie has banned the sale of Tesla cars in New Jersey. He’s not really against the company per se … It’s just too much not being able to see your shoelaces AND all those extension cords.

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