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  1. Twitter services on the web and mobile devices crashed for an hour Tuesday afternoon forcing people to communicate the old-fashioned way–by Facebook.

  2. Chelsea Clinton in a speech today said “I definitely taught my parents how to text.” And remembering Anthony Weiner, etc, most Americans are thinking, “Thank God you didn’t teach your dad until after he left the Oval Office.”

  3. A Pontiac, Michigan woman who fell off the grid was found mummified in her condo garage. Investigators speculate she died in 2008. Voting records indicate that the dead lady cast her ballot in 2010, which raises a few questions. “Return of the Mummy” is one explanation…

  4. The state of Colorado says that marijuana sales have put $3.5 million into the state’s coffers. And that was just from taxes on sales of Doritos.

  5. The rare weather phenomenon known as a “haboob” howled through northwest Texas this week, kicking up major dust and causing wind damage. I’ve never experienced a haboob, but a tornado once ripped my roof off, leaving us topless.

  6. Spend Spring Break in the Crimea where the girls are topless … Actually topless. Putin blew their heads off.

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