JERRY W says:
If Richard Petty was in the army and used his nick name, on the name tag on his fatigue shirt would his name show up as Petty Dick?
Just asking…
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JERRY W says:
If Richard Petty was in the army and used his nick name, on the name tag on his fatigue shirt would his name show up as Petty Dick?
Just asking…
Just so you know, Petty was in the army. He was Dick, First Class.
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