Stand your ground if you can stand. — 16 Comments

  1. Apparently Arizona Governor Jan Brewer will actually veto the anti-gay bill that would allow businesses not to serve customers based on religious beliefs. No doubt she has million$ of rea$on$ for her deci$ion.

  2. Steve Elkington, (Who? Yeah, he won the PGA in 1995) tweeted a homophobic joke about Michael Sam. Right, because we all know when it comes to tough male athletes, we think of golfers first.

  3. Some guys with baby faces pay plastic surgeons to transplant head hair down to where they’ll get that cool-beard look. Guys my age wonder if that’d work in the opposite direction.

  4. One of the most-recognized symbols in the world is the Mercedes-Benz three-pointed star. Also high on the symbolic list is the female eye-roll. Both mean the same thing: I’m cool, you’re not.

  5. Apple Computers is always looking for new ways to market their products, and they think they have a great idea for a movie tie-in. A remake of “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” — using iPods.

  6. Ukraine has issued an arrest warrant for ousted President Viktor Yanukovych. He is believed to be in hiding in the Eastern Ukraine with the Russian Men’s Olympic hockey players and coaches.

  7. Hall of Fame shortstop Ozzie Smith wants Major League’s Opening Day to made into a national holiday. For the Chicago Cubs, Opening Day is already a holiday–Groundhog Day.

  8. Former San Diego State running back Adam Muema left the NFL Combine because God told him the Seattle Seahawks are picking him. He would have quit football had God told him he was being picked by the Cleveland Browns.

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