GARY BACHMAN says:
A 101-year-old Florida man is running for Congress. (More like he’s shuffling for Congress.) Not sure Floridians will vote for someone from the younger generation.
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GARY BACHMAN says:
A 101-year-old Florida man is running for Congress. (More like he’s shuffling for Congress.) Not sure Floridians will vote for someone from the younger generation.
One reason to watch the Bachelor: A few hours of these folks make all the people in your real life seem so much saner and more normal by comparison.
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Janice,
Do women actually want men to act like the bachelor? Why do you like it?
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