Iran so far away. — 4 Comments

  1. The Arizona Senate has voted 17-13 to approve a bill allowing businesses to refuse service to gays. In a related story, Vladimir Putin has expressed interest in purchasing a vacation home near Tucson.

  2. President Obama owes Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper a case of beer after losing a friendly wager when Team Canada beat Team USA for Olympic gold in women’s hockey. In a similar bet, Marion Barry owes Rob Ford three vials of crack.

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