TC in BC says:
Bob Costas would have left Sochi to be treated at home, but the only available flights out midweek from Russia were “Red-Eyes” to Los Angeles and Chicago.
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TC in BC says:
Bob Costas would have left Sochi to be treated at home, but the only available flights out midweek from Russia were “Red-Eyes” to Los Angeles and Chicago.
A 79-year-old Massachusetts woman reportedly pulled a gun on a man who shoveled her driveway without asking and then demanded cash. Apparently, she thought he was pulling a snow job.
While watching all of those women’s Olympic figure skating events I came up with an idea for a new t.v. show that’s a combination of a reality show and a soap opera, I think I’ll call “The Young And The Breastless”.
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I was kind of slow in College, and one time tried to lead a pantry raid on the dorm kitchen…
Jerry,
Have you noticed the female luge pilots tend to “butt” in constantly?
President Obama and Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper have bet cases of beer on the USA-Canada hockey games. Guess they didn’t want to wager with some real stakes. Like with a USA win we send back Bieber and with a Canada win they send us Rob Ford?
Bill, Kim Kardashian tried to have a photo-op but got stuck at turn 1
I guess that’s why they call it the whore-ri-zen.
Thomas Perkins doesn’t understand why people aren’t self motivated. Funny how rich white guys can never figure out exactly how much time being poor actually takes up.
A Pizza Hut manager was fired when he was seen on video after hours peeing into the kitchen sink. When did Justin Bieber start working at Pizza Hut?
T.c., did he at least take the dishes out of the sink first?
Lacy lingerie has been banned in Russia. In related news, a female band named “Pussy Riot” has been arrested in Sochi.
Jerry: I dunno, but the restaurant is closed until they can get the sign changed to Pissa Hut.
United Airlines will be cutting 240 jobs in Canada, saying they will be outsourced. So now when Canadians returning home call customer service about missing luggage, both the bags and the United agent will be at the same location – Pakistan.
1-800-Flowers screwed up customer deliveries for Valentine’s Day. Flowers that were supposed to be delivered to Samuel L Jackson were mistakenly sent to Laurence Fishburne.
A father was killed by his teenage son at an Internet cafe over violent video games. The bad news is the teen will be going to jail. The good news is the killing advanced him to the next level.