Michael Sam has two first names! — 10 Comments

  1. Jamie Coot, a snake handling preacher in Kentucky who was featured on the National Geographic reality show “Snake Salvation” died from venom received from a bite by one of the reptiles during his sermon after he reached blindly into a bag to grab the next snake to wave around. This came as no surprise to his wife, who had always said she was sure that “That old Coot couldn’t find his asp with both hands”.

  2. The new host of The Tonight Show is younger than me! Crap. Feeling like a fossil who still wants to rock-out, until my 10PM bedtime…

  3. A blind man hit a 3-pointer to win free McDonald’s for a year. In addition to no sense of sight, I pray the man has no sense of taste.

  4. Charlie Sheen announced he asked his porn star girlfriend Brett “Scottie” Rossi to marry him during a Valentine’s Day getaway to Hawaii. Sheen got down on one knee then Rossi got down on both knees.

  5. During an Indoor Football League game running back Jennifer Welter got three carries, making her the first woman to play a non-kicking position in a pro football league. Welter didn’t enter the game until the third quarter–it took her that long to get ready.

  6. A 48-year-old Italian woman who got on the Dominica Olympic Ski Team because her rich husband owns half the island fell on the cross-country course and had to have reconstructive facial surgery … Ironically, she now looks like Bruce Jenner.

  7. Some boxes of Hot Pockets were recalled after their maker said they found some of the sandwich meat came from the Northern California slaughterhouse that was closed this month during a federal investigation into unsanitary meat. Shocking! Hot Pockets contain meat?

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