JOHN DRYBRED says:
Age gives me wrinkles. But those who read faces say they can read between the lines.
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JOHN DRYBRED says:
Age gives me wrinkles. But those who read faces say they can read between the lines.
Retired Pope Benedict the XVI wears a “Turtle Wax” ball cap. Why? Because he’s polish.
Boxing Day is the day after Christmas in Canada. Here in the US, it’s the day after Valentine’s Day when couples resume fighting.
Matt Lauer and Al Roker crashed when they attempted a luge run. They were awarded a fools gold medal.
An earthquake was felt by people in South Carolina and Georgia last night. Can we be sure it wasn’t just all that bible-thumping?
An earthquake was felt by people in South Carolina and Georgia last night. It caused several residents’ tooth to rattle.
An earthquake in South Carolina caused several car crashes– when they fell off their cinder blocks.
I am really worried about the Devil. Lately he’s let his looks go…(drum-roll) to Hell.
How hard up is our municipality? It charged a genie property tax on his magic lamp.
A plastic surgeon told me the wrinkles are just age’s ripple effects.
I can google girls in bikinis with my eyes tied behind my back…
Subway, the place accused of using a rubber additive in their bread has a new meal … You can still get the $5 Footlong, but for just a buck more you can get the “$6 Footround” and dribble your sandwich to the table.