GARY BACHMAN says:
According to TMZ, Bruce Jenner has gone through radical physical changes including growing out his hair and nails and he seems to be growing breasts. Furthermore, he has been seen hanging out in the Lakers locker room. It won’t be long before he is Bruce Trans-Jenner.
Pope Benedict has been retired a year now. So what does a retired Pope do that a working Pope can’t? Wear Star Wars tights under his vestments.
Bill, he can wear ball caps and drive the Popemobile with the right turn constantly on.
what would be his team?
Another pair of Valentine’s Day flops…My wife says it’s just not sexy when I wear her bras.
Why don’t we honor Valentine’s Day like Remembrance/Veterans Day? (wearing a poppy). Then you can walk around all day with a Heart On.
TC,
I’ll make it a rose, so I can walk around with a big red heart on!
NBC Olympics host Bob Costas has booked off due to an infection that has now spread to both his eyes. Did he not hear the hotel clerk say, “Do not wash your face with the brownish water coming out of the tap”?
Costas would have left Sochi to be treated at home, but the only available flights out midweek from Russia were “Red-Eyes” to Los Angeles and Chicago.
I wore a rose once at a wedding, accidentally sat on it and had rosy red cheeks.
Roses have thorns. Wife’s have mouths. Is it any wonder I often sleep on the couch?
Bill: Padres, Cardinals or Angels, of course.
What Terry, not Lions, Tigers or Bears? Oh my! (god)!