The torch gets passed (and it’s not the Olympic torch). — 4 Comments

  1. Bob Costas says he can drink all the Russian Vodka he wants; his eyes won’t get any redder than they already are due to an eye infection.

  2. Marlboro plans to sell marijuana cigarettes in every state where pot is legal … McDonald’s is right alongside with their, “Happy Hippy Meal.”

  3. Iran has ordered its warships towards U.S. borders in response to an American presence in the Persian Gulf … And they’ll be on their way as soon as the rowers finish their tea break.

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