TERRY ETTER says:
Peyton Manning yells “Omaha, Omaha” when the play clock is running out. I wonder if he does the same thing during sex.
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TERRY ETTER says:
Peyton Manning yells “Omaha, Omaha” when the play clock is running out. I wonder if he does the same thing during sex.
A 92-year-old woman failed to stop at the scene of an accident cause she had diarrhea. Police called it a case of hit-and-runs.
The Jamaican bobsled team’s luggage was “lost” on the way to Sochi, but has finally shown up. Can’t imagine why Russian authorities might have delayed and/or searched bags from Jamaica. Visitors from Washington and Colorado might want to do carry-on.
I complain a lot, but my wife has a couple of good points. They’re called nipples.
It’s snowing in Portland. Or as they call it in Boston, June.
If throwing people under a bus were an Olympic event, Chris Christie would be waving from the top step of the podium wearing an XXXL tracksuit in Sochi next week.
Hard to believe Jay Leno is retired from The Tonight Show…Thursday was his swan song after 22 years. All I can think to say is: “Chin up, Jay!”
After careful study of the Periodic Table, I must admit can I cannot identify The Criminal Element…