JOHN DRYBRED says:
Traced my ancestry and found we’re pretty much all cut from the same cloth – burlap.
Always Funny
Topical humor from the world's best humorists
JOHN DRYBRED says:
Traced my ancestry and found we’re pretty much all cut from the same cloth – burlap.
My wife is upset that I drank several of her energy drinks out of the fridge. I’ll never again touch that fossil’s fuel!
One of Chris Christie’s body guard’s was arrested for shoplifting. The governor gave a bi-partisan response. Out of the right side of his mouth he denied knowing anything about it … Out of the left side he yelled, ‘Where are my donuts?’
An Olympic hotel in Soshi, Russia is reportedly missing light bulbs, shower curtains, and hot water. On top of that the rooms are bugged–with spiders, roaches, and ants.
Obama is the exact opposite of GW Bush. He’s a Jeopardy President in a Wheel of Fortune Nation.
I could be more handy. Painted myself into the corner of a safe house.
I dunno. A prostitution museum in the red light district of Amsterdam somehow seems like a square peg in a round hole.
If the hole is big enough, any peg’ll fit.