As the worm turns… — 8 Comments

  1. Winter storm Janus blamed for road closures and traffic delays in New Jersey. Today Janus was fired by Chris Christie.

  2. WIFE: “You’re like a vintage Ferrari, dear.”
    WILL: “Thanks!”
    WIFE: “With a freaking dead battery.”
    WILL: “Ice-cold.”

  3. Rob Ford admits smoking crack and Francois Hollande gets caught having an affair. And both their approval ratings go up. Thinking that Obama might want to treat himself to one wild weekend.

  4. The Seahawks are a well balanced team. Example: RB Marshawn Lynch was fined $50k by the league for refusing to speak to the media. CB Richard Sherman on the other hand, won’t shut up.

  5. Carnival Cruises has booked musical acts like Jennifer Hudson, Daughtery, and Olivia Newton-John. They should book Celine Dion and have her sing “My Heart Will Go On.”

  6. Barack Obama plans to meet with Pope Francis at the Vatican. Obama is likely to reassure the Pope that if Catholics like their Pope they can keep him.

  7. Quicken Loans is offering a $1 billion prize to anyone correctly pick the winner of every game in the 2014 men’s basketball March Madness. Although a DePaul math professor estimates the odds at best as 1 in 128 billion. Roughly about the same as the Cubs winning the World Series.

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