TC in BC says:
A retired police captain shot the guy in front of him at the movies when he refused to stop texting. The last person who got shot in a Florida theater was the guy sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman.
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Could Dennis Rodman be having as much trouble over boos as with booze?
Dennis Rodman has checked into a clinic to treat alcoholism. When sobered, he asked, “I went where, did what and sang Happy Birthday to who???”
Personally, I like it when my wife gives me “The Silent Treatment.” I don’t need a phone that talks to me, too!
This Winter has been a blast…From the freak’in Arctic, dude!
Dennis Rodman is so sorry, he’s donated his body to silence.
Wow, is my face red. I guess that’s why they call us dumb consumers. But at least we still got the money.
Beware abbreviation:
There is no plain text for this mess…age.
A nun gave birth to a baby. Which answers any question as to habits under her habit.
Did she name it Jesus?
Just asking, it would seem appropriate.
Don’t get carried away. The gods smile on us with faces only a mother could love.
Two teams whose states legalized marijuana meet for the Super Bowl. Maybe it should be renamed the Pot Bowl.
The nun who had a baby named the child after Pope Francis. Is that because he’s the Father?
The Denver Broncos sucessfully shut down the New England Patriots running lanes. Chris Christie would be proud.
TMZ is reporting that Justin Bieber is doing drugs. I dont know–those mood swings might just be PMS.
The new documentary on Mitt Romney’s 2012 run for president premiered Friday night at the influential Sundance Film Festival. Critics are calling it the year’s best new comedy.
Dennis Rodman has entered rehab for alcoholism. So that’s how he got the nickname “The Worm”–drinking lots of tequila.
Dennis Rodman has gone into rehab for alcoholism. In a few weeks, he should be on the rebound.
An Iranian man claims that he hasn’t washed in 60 years because he thinks that cleanliness will bring him sickness. Today he celebrates 25 years working as a NYC cab driver.
My apologies to John. He posted similar Pot Bowl joke on previous thread. Should have read those jokes before posting mine. My bad!
The nun who had a baby named the child after Pope Francis. Is that because he’s The Holy Father?