JERRY W says:
Did Chris Christie fire his top advisor because she blocked the public that were trying to use the bridge or because she blocked his use of her tunnel?
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JERRY W says:
Did Chris Christie fire his top advisor because she blocked the public that were trying to use the bridge or because she blocked his use of her tunnel?
Army Brigadier General Jeffrey Sinclair has been accused of having an affair with a woman who (the reporter’s actual description) “worked under him”. This should come as no surprise to anyone familiar with the pair, as the reporter also said that she “sat on his staff for three years”.
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Another good one JERRY W.
It could be worse. What if Anthony Weiner as a Congressman from Brooklyn had closed down THAT bridge, and Chris Christie had sexted selfie naked pictures.
It could have been worse. What if Anthony Weiner as a Congressman from Brooklyn had closed down THAT bridge, and Chris Christie had sexted selfie naked pictures.
Florida – A retired police captain shot the guy in front of him at the movies when he refused to stop texting. The last person who got shot in a Florida theater was the guy sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman.
Maybe Christie’s like me. They say we all make mistakes. But whenever they say I’ve made one, it’s always been a case of mistaken identity.
Statistically, women say they can keep a secret for about 48 hours before telling someone. Men usually forget whatever the secret was by then.
Either Chris Christie knew about the GW Bridge closure and did nothing about it, which makes him a cretinous toad; or he didn’t know about the GW Bridge closure, which makes him a flipping idiot. And nobody thinks Chris Christie is a flipping idiot.
Women who have twins are pretty tough. You think it’s easy to grow a pair?
The good news is that the luggage landed at the same wrong airport as the passengers.
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Due to the law of inverse realities, two wrongs do make a left. Therefore the plane and luggage were left at the right airport.
A Harley donated to Pope Francis and signed by him on the tank will be auctioned for charity next month. It’s equipped with all the latest gadgets a modern Pope would need … Saddlebags carrying a flagon of organic consecrated wine, digital host dispenser, and a Dr. Scholl’s foot washing spa.