That WOULD be cold. — 13 Comments

  1. I was in L.A. recently and made the mistake of undertipping the hotel. Boy was I sorry. When they brought the car it was Charlie Sheen’s … Sounds like no problem, but you try and drive on two and a half wheels!

  2. E-mails indicate top aides to Chris Christie conspired to create traffic jams as political punishment. You’d think the only jams that would interest Christie would be in cookies and donuts.

  3. The New York Knicks J.R. Smith has been fined $50K for recurring instances of trying to untie opponents’ shoes. Not only do the Knicks play like 7th graders, apparently they also behave like them.

  4. Magazine experts are saying Kim Kardashian’s picture on the cover of US was airbrushed to make her look thinner … Demolition experts are saying it was done with an Ajax Air Chisel and Pavement Breaker.

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