TERRY ETTER says:
Negatives of pictures that were taken nearly a hundred years ago were found frozen in a hut in Antarctica. They show a Russian ship stuck in the ice.
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TERRY ETTER says:
Negatives of pictures that were taken nearly a hundred years ago were found frozen in a hut in Antarctica. They show a Russian ship stuck in the ice.
A NC councilman wrote a resignation letter in Klingon. I don’t know why he resigned, but I think we can rule out a sex scandal.
2014 resolutions are already toast…pigged out on Pop-Tarts this morning.
My wife gave me a pretty shocking New Year’s present. A Moray Eel.
MY wife: Musician. Chef. Surfer. Liar.
A restaurant has opened in Germany just for dogs and cats. And if your pooch can’t eat all his food, he can take home a person bag.
A restaurant has opened in Germany just for dogs and cats. Hmm, a restaurant with food that is suitable for cats and dogs–here in the US we call that Taco Bell.
I know a guy who wears the same tie everyday to work cause it’s his lucky tie. Fortunately for his co-workers, he doesn’t have a lucky pair of underwear.
It’s so cold that a woman went into labor while jogging and her ice broke.
It’s so cold that Phil Robertson is grateful to be in hot water.
It’s so cold a hooker’s tongue got stuck to a john’s pole.
Life goes on. But sometimes I wonder if we couldn’t continue it later.